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lilytotherescue:

thesexyblack:

lilytotherescue:

thesexyblack:

Looks like it’s the right time of year to start lying about the state of my virginity again.

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Siriusly, Sirius? We all know you’re not a virgin.

Can’t I be a damsel in distress with some compulsive lying…

Hate to break it to you, buddy, but I don’t think there’s such hex.

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staggedheadboy:

lilytotherescue:

Just follow me. You’ll see soon enough.

But I’m impatient, you see. 

You’ll have to try to be. Come along.

thesexyblack:

lilytotherescue:

thesexyblack:

Looks like it’s the right time of year to start lying about the state of my virginity again.

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Siriusly, Sirius? We all know you’re not a virgin.

Can’t I be a damsel in distress with some compulsive lying issues once in a while? Besides, I’m sure someone will be glad to deflower me.

Just be sure to use protection, okay? Though I am more than positive that no one here is dumb enough to believe that the infamous Sirius Black is a VIRGIN.

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thesexyblack:

Looks like it’s the right time of year to start lying about the state of my virginity again.

Siriusly, Sirius? We all know you’re not a virgin.

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Whoever trashed my fucking guitar is dead.

kierangoyle:

lilytotherescue:

Maybe it was an accident.

It’d have to be a room full of clumsy fucking idiots to do what was done to my guitar. There’s no way it was an accident.

How bad is it?

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Oi, that’s just rich.

dearbor-n:

Picking on me because I’m muggleborn. Fuck. These people need ta get some new material.

I couldn’t agree more.

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Whoever trashed my fucking guitar is dead.

kierangoyle:

Maybe it was an accident.

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staggedheadboy:

lilytotherescue:

That’s for me to know, and and you to find out. -she smirks-

-He smiled at her.- Don’t make me coerce you to tell me, love. 

Just follow me. You’ll see soon enough.

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staggedheadboy:

lilytotherescue:

It’s a surprise.

What sort of surprise though?

That’s for me to know, and and you to find out. -she smirks-

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staggedheadboy:

lilytotherescue:

James. You’re coming with me.

Where am I going with you?

It’s a surprise.